Nice to meet you! My name's Colin.
I write ads for SimpliSafe Home Security and produce @uniquespirit889, a comedy Instagram page that my grandma will never fully understand.
My work has been featured on Funny or Die, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, 9GAG---and shared millions of times by people mostly looking to bully me.
Making cool stuff for cool people is one of my favorite things to do. Hit me up and let's work together!
Education
•B.S. Communication: Cornell University
•Satire Writing For The Internet 1 & 2: Second City
•Sketch Writing 101: UCB
•Sketch Writing 101 & 201, ImprovBoston
Work
•Copywriter: SimpliSafe Home Security, 2015-Present
•Content Creator: @uniquespirit889, 2020-Present
•Contributor: McSweeney's, 2019-Present