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McSweeney's

• I'm The Roommate You Never Speak To And I'm About To Have Loud Sex

•Introducing Manlight: The Nightlight For Men Who Aren't Afraid Of The Dark

•Welcome To Dog Influencer Heaven

•Questions You May Be Asked While Phone Banking For The Skeleton Prince

•Is This How Running Is Supposed To Feel?

•Damn, Brian Got Hot Over Quarantine

•The Tongue Boys Will Not Be Cancelling The Spring Saliva Licktacular (Editor's List Of 2020 Hidden Gems)

•Please Accommodate Our Jolly Rancher Diet This Thanksgiving

Points In Case

•Mindfulness Tips for Surviving Your Friend's Harry Potter-Themed Improv Set

•I'm The Artist Who Leaves Beer Cans On Hiking Trails

•Since You Last Beat Me At "Guess Who?" I've Dedicated My Life To Its Craft

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